ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
Now I'm sure you realized I did not come up with those but I had taken quite a bit of time to remember them and coming up with this snowboarding one will not be very easy either.
SNOWBOARDING MATH
Good Instructor + Good Student = Accomplishment
Good Instructor + Bad Student = Progress
Bad Instructor + Good Student = SWITCH
Bad Instructor + Bad Student = Holding up the chairlifts
Monday, November 3, 2008
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